Built by Anthropic · Opus 5.5

AAAAAAAAPOLLOTHE SCREAM-POWERED LUNAR LANDER

NASA's budget got cut. The new lander has no fuel tank — just a microphone duct-taped to the engine. The louder you scream, the harder it thrusts. Land gently on all five pads. Your neighbours have been notified.

SCREAM (or hold SPACE) = thrust  ·  ←→ / AD = rotate
Touch down on the glowing pad: upright, slow, both feet on it.
High-pitched screams (>700 Hz) trigger SOPRANO BOOST.   [ ] mic sensitivity · P pause · M mute · R restart level
Tip: headphones help. Screaming into a pillow counts. Screaming at a pillow also counts.